WELCOME TO WAGONER'S WACKY WORLD OF ENGLISH!




Sentence Starter Essay


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Love my music!
G1 - Sophomore Honors


Why does that comma go there? How do I create fluency in my essay?
Thesis? Assertions? What?
What do you mean "Works Cited"?
I can read...what more do you want?
PSAT? For practice? Why would I want to do that?
Vocabulary...vocabulary...vocabulary!

Sophomore Units

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Dude, don't you just dig my cat!
G3/M3 - Juniors


American Literature? How boring...NOT!
Essay writing...again?
What do you mean I lack an introduction and conclusion?
What's a thesis?
ACT? PSAT? More testing?
Words...words...and more words!

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You go girl!
M2-M4 - Seniors AP


Voice? I have a voice...just not in writing!
Punctuation--my vehicle for voice?
What's a synecdoche?
You want me to critically read? For manipulation? For analysis?
Expand my vocabulary? Don't be so repetitive in word choice?
Work...work...work!